flab tackle

When a person of intense weight tackles you using nothin but body fat

Yo watch out or she's going to flab tackle your ass

by Thedopeman February 1, 2016

Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)

Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"

by Sinkliner May 27, 2018

flab packing

Back packing with no shirt. Just your jelly rolls out.

Me and my Boy Scout bros are flab packing this weekend.

by Blahblahyourmom February 19, 2017

flab grab

A flab grab is where two people are having sex and the male screams, "Flab grab!" and grabs the woman's flab (fat roll). Typically, the woman is overweight and can't move on her own, thus creating the male to hump her across the room or where she needs to go.

Reece: "Man, last night I performed a flab grab on Coach Barker."
Freeman: "Wow, really?"
Me: *disappointment*

by iPeeBlocks October 28, 2014

Flab wank

An action involving a larger woman and a man's genital regions.

A flab wank involves literal wanking off using two layers of fat around the penis.

" All that girl's good for is a flab wank"

" I wouldn't want a flab wank from her"
and...

" her datin add said skinny white female, you know what online dating is like though; thank god she could give a good old flab wank."

by Cap'n Higgins April 20, 2010

Flab Jack

What fat men hope for at the end of an invigorating brothel massage.

After that rubdown I asked for a quick flab jack, but she wanted an extra £2!

by Donkey Toboggan October 16, 2008

pocket flab

On a morbidly obese individual, large flaps of skin hanging down below the waist, forming pockets of flab under the sweatpants, about where the pockets would be on real pants.

Usually observed on American rednecks carrying large misspelled signs protesting against the government.

Dude, did you see the pocket flab on that teabagger?

by DrSamba December 17, 2013