Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.
by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020
Get the Why are firetrucks red?mug. A rocketship that puts out fires. Like a firetruck.
Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.
Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.
Elon Musk: "I'm telling you man, soon as I'm done with SpaceX and Tesla it's on to rocketship firetrucks for me. Everything I've ever done will have been in vain if these don't become a thing!"
Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"
Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"
by Charlemagne1993 August 9, 2016
Get the Rocketship Firetruckmug. Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023
Get the firetrucks don't stop at red lightsmug. It's starts with f and ends ck. So you can use it instead of saying the word your mom is allergic to. The word fuck.
by The Danish Tudse June 1, 2018
Get the Firetruckmug. by realbeanman August 21, 2023
Get the firetruck framemug. by anonymous January 17, 2022
Get the Firetruck Drivermug. When a dude has a massive cumshot.
by Boi_that_fuckin_wak May 11, 2020
Get the white firetruckmug.