Finnish Flute

When you are performing oral on a female and proceed to wrap your hands around her labia and blow directly into the vagina. Once youve filled the vagina with air, you proceed to punch her in the stomach, thus releasing trapped air through the vagina, forcing air through the lips and creating a tone.
John was eating out Susan and decided to see what note she could hit on the Finnish Flute.
by Art1cG00k August 09, 2019
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Finnish Potato

When you stick your nutsack in a girl's ear while fingering her in the anus and pussy.
I gave a Finnish Potato yesterday.
by Niggafresh July 25, 2008
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Finnish suicide

1. When a person is suicidal, but not brave enough to hold a gun to their head, and so decides too wear all dark clothing and walk along the shoulder on a busy road when it's dark out. Bonus stupidity points awarded if it is also snowing and/or raining.

2. Those persons who are under the impression that they are ninjas and do the above mentioned nighttime road walking in dark cloths. You are not a ninja. You can be killed.
I just about had a heart attack! I hate Finnish suicides! At least wear a white hoody or something!
by Unwilling Stunt Driver April 30, 2010
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Finnish card-swipe

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.
fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.
by the-chronic-hygenic February 23, 2011
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Finnish Finish

It's when a girl is giving you a footjob with skates on her feet and you then cum super-hard as a result!
Bro 1: Dude, what did you and your Finnish girlfriend Anna do last night?

Bro 2: BROOO!! She gave me a Finnish Finish, it was sooo intense! I came right on her face!

*Fist-bump between the bros*
by what a guy 2205 February 10, 2011
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Real Finnish Hours

The time of night, Usually 12am-3am when your alone and have nothing to do, you play Finnish folk music very loudly mainly the Finnish folk song Säkkijärven Polka
by Large Milk March 03, 2018
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Finnish Glove Dragon

A hand job were the giver covers their hand in rubbing alcohol before setting it on fire. The giver must then jerk the male off until completion, or third degree burns set in.
"oh yeah it was sick! He let me do the Finnish Glove Dragon on them!"
"Really?"
"Yeah it was fun until he had to go to the hospital with 3rd degree burns"
by Lemno April 03, 2020
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