Festival Girl

A girl who wears a lot of clothes in order to take them all off.

Kris: Did you see that girl? she was wearing a scarf, trenchcoat, and burka in the middle of summer!
Jack: That skank must be a festival girl!

by Nadjaa October 8, 2008

festival toral

An ugly ass nigga who ears a lot

BOI: Can i come over im starving

Festival toral: naw i ordered a pizza for myself

by Vocallz May 23, 2018

Festival of Stooges

A large gathering of stooges (fools). This grouping applies to stooges in the same fashion that there is a murder of crows or a gaggle of Geese.

1. The Liberal party of Australia

2. Davo: "Went to parliament today, there were so many pollies in there it was a total Festival of Stooges."

Bazza: "Yep, couldn't be worse than Shoppo. The stooge to human ratio is tipped way into the balance of stooges.

by Timmy_222 October 2, 2009

Festival cancer

What you get when you don't usually smoke, but buy a pack of cigarettes just to have on the music festival.

Alex: I heard you got the festival cancer?
Bob: Yeah dude, want some?
Alex: Sure, but let's go get some fastival chemo, too.

by the festival cancer. October 28, 2009

Festival Wanks

When the Edinburgh Fringe is imminent and you're so uncontrollably excited that you just have to touch yourself.

Dave was so aroused by the Fringe 2015 programme that he had to lock himself in his bedroom due to a severe case of the Festival Wanks.

When Dave found out that extra shows were being added he had to take a week off from work as he found himself suffering from a crippling repetitive stain injury.

#festivalwanks

by Denny Duquette May 12, 2015

Festival Tent

The completely under the cover sanctuary during sexual intercourse.

We had such a fun time under the festival tent last night.

by psychostick321321 June 2, 2011

Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.

A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.

by rancheroman July 5, 2011