Feng Rui

Feng Rui is a good looking boy. He is quiet and shy if u dont know him, but if u know him, he can be very crazy. He laughs easily. He is smart but lazy to do homework sometimes. He likes to play games. He rage easily. He can be a good student also can be a lazy student. He likes to help people sometimes on their homework. He dont like to do house chores. He is sweet and kind sometimes. If u have a friend name Feng Rui, u are lucky!

Feng Rui is my best friend for me but i dont know if im his best friend :)

by anonymous May 26, 2021

feng shui

the deliberate malicious rearranging of furniture to create a tripping hazzard for unsuspecting victims.

I went into the living room to put back the phone without flipping the light switch and became a victim of feng shui when I faceplanted onto the recently relocated aerobics trampoline.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 1, 2010

feng shui

Used as a verb to describe the movement of an object or idea from one place to another, ostensibly to improve it, or its surroundings in some way.

I wasn't able to sleep until I feng shuied the couch onto its end.

Hey, feng shui me another beer, will 'ya?

by divine.deletia January 11, 2006

feng shui

the energy and lifeflow given off by the way things are positioned in certain enviroments , in other words a load of supersticious chinese shite!

"Okay very funny Lazlow, it's easy to make fun of me but it's all
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"

by Brian March 6, 2003

feng schwasted

a surrounding harmonious atmosphere encouraging a state of intoxication

The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted.

by aliceflame July 29, 2011

feng shui

~slang~
1.term used to describe the action of male ejaculation.
2. term used to describe a sexual act

~I just feng shui'd your mom!!
~You sick bastard you feng shui'd on my dog!!
~Im' gonna feng shui you in the mouth!!

by Devistating D January 27, 2005

Feng shui

Like déjà vu but gayer.

Man i’m feeling some major Feng shui right now.

by brokemon May 9, 2018