Felon Day

National Felon day is Sept. 30th

Can't wait to celebrate national felon day with the homies 🙏🏼

by H34D G4N6 September 30, 2023

cyber felon

this is reference to a very harmful person. usually on discord. known for

doxxing, swatting, DDosing, logging, identity fraud

all of these listed are cyber bullying and considered felonies

10zr : yo u heard that astral is a cyber felon?
vimerance : nah mane I js knew he nuked a server

by vimerance May 21, 2024

Felon's Tree Removal

A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.

He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.

Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.

Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."

by Double take July 10, 2025

federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.

I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.

by n4zhg January 04, 2019

Coco felon

Coco Felon can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Any baby toddler or child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up enjoying Coco melon.

Typically a Coco Felon is used to describe a toddler or child with bad behavior that often gets into trouble and stress you out.

I might be broke but at least I'm not pregnant.
At least i don't have one of those Coco Felons.

by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025

fudge felon

A homiesexual state of being so extreme it transcends norms to a criminal degree

“You ever talk to John David?”

“Yeah, He’s such a total fudge felon”

by FlamboyantFudgeFelon March 16, 2022