fell asleep early

what your girl tells you she did while she was getting dicked down

me:my girl said she fell asleep early last night
friend:you know that means she got fucked right?

by mr.kendricklamar July 18, 2022

fell in

1. Past tense of fall in
2. A slang term used when someone takes too long to come back from the restroom

“When is (friend) coming back from the restroom”
“I think he fell in”

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 March 7, 2019

Fell on my Dick

When you go out and with no effort whatsoever, a woman or women want to have sex with you. This typically happens for males in their prime.

I went out last night to hang out with the guys, and this girl literally fell on my dick.

by Storm1979 October 29, 2011

Fell out

To overdose on any given drug esp heroin.

I gave Josh that 100 mg transdermal fentanyl patch he was begging me for. I warned him He fell out at the bar and I had to get a cab and watch him for three hours and keep him moving or he would have fell out for good.

by John N Toxey February 19, 2008

fell off the back of my mind

When you put a thought in the back of your mind and intent to get back to it later only to forget what is was. Happens when you have too much to worry about right now.

Stan: "Did you complete your assignment for Monday?"

ME: "Oh SHIT !!! I completely forgot, with all the preparations for Sharon's birthday this week. I guess it fell off the back of my mind !!!

by sarafi March 28, 2011

Fell off the dragon

An act of which a most un-intellegent person who has indulged in syntetic narcotics wigs out after feeling like they are O.D'ing. Often the subject/spanner who is "falling off the dragon" Will be found flat on their back making pirate like noises. A person who has fallen off the dragon can be revived simply by pouring cold water on them.

Person 1. "Oh dear, looks like Tony has fallen off the dragon" Person 2. "what makes you say that?" "Person 1. "he is lying on the floor screaming like captain blackbeard"

Tony "hey guys, sorry I fell off the dragon last night, too many sunthetics Im affraid."

by crakas May 13, 2013

fell off the turnip truck

Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).

He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.

by Shminka May 28, 2016