Swadian Battle Feast

When the King of Swadia calls all of his vassals and lords to a feast, where he then calls them all to join in his military campaign. Vassals and Lords generally ignore the call to arms when far away, hence why the Battle Feast Strategy is very useful.

King Harlaus sat on his throne, besiegers outside his gates, he needed an army, quickly. He called his servant, and had him send a message to everyone in his realm, a feast would be taking place at his castle. His plan was flawless, he liked his Swadian Battle Feast, he never lost with it.

by RedAssassin53 June 18, 2014

Sicilian Feast

This is when a man shoves his entire package, balls and all, into a woman's mouth without warning.

A girl's gotta have a big mouth, a good gag reflex, and be hungry to withstand the Sicilian Feast.

by Johnny Ock September 22, 2008

Claiming feast

A phrase that is used when you're stoned to signify that it's time to grab a snack. With "Claiming" being the verb to describe the announcement being made and the "feast" is referring to the munchies you're about to grab.

Person 1: Im starving lets go hit up farah's!!
Person 2: Oh poor one, buddeh's claiming feast!!

by yzzoP February 11, 2023

The Grand Feast

The grand feast is a multilayer existential event where a human moves even less then a plank inch and that causes the universe to fill up to the brim instantly with his slimy disgusting (delicious) shart ( shit and fart ) , breaking space time and all dimensions. Now every single human on the planet called “earth” has to eat all the shart till every little plank inch is gone.

mmmmmm I’m hungry I wish The Grand Feast would happen.

by Keller austin September 25, 2021

The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.

The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.

by Fasters December 10, 2022

Beast Feast

An unproportionate amount of food for a small amount of people

A feast for beastly hungry people

Bro 1: Dude, I'm hella tired today I don't want to do anything

Bro 2: Ya dude let's just hang around and have a beast feast

Girl 1: Let's just have a beast feast today

Girl 2: I'll bring the Oreos, Ben & Jerry's, pizza, steak, Coke, chips, muffins, wings, lemon bars, Fruit by the Foots, Twix, Reeses, Snickers, burgers, fries, milkshakes, quesadillas, and mac and cheese

by KawaSawa March 14, 2012

Bitch Feast

A day, or sometimes everyday, in which a group of bitches come together and are just that, a bitch.

Announcer: Today's Bitch Feast is under written by NPR. Please show your support.

Bitch: Who asked you? You suck!

Announcer: There you have it, that concludes another Bitch Feast 2016.

by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016