What you say in Portuguese when someone does shit. If translated literally it means something like "Fuck you Simon".
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.
In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.
In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
*Person 1*: "Dude, I missed all the classes in the last 3 months. Can I have your notes, please?"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"
by Jonhy126 October 17, 2018
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I was at a funeral and had to give a speech on behalf of my dead grandmother when suddenly I just started to whack out my finest fortnite dances! How epic! I probably have FDS (Fortnite Dance Syndrome)
by Epic Gamer Perkele October 11, 2020
Get the FDS (Fortnite Dance Syndrome) mug.Yo, Rachel is back with her ex?? Even though he cheated on her?? Yes, bit she suffers from FDS (First Dick Syndrome)
by Tylg2999 October 1, 2017
Get the FDS (First Dick Syndrome) mug.A spreading epedimeic for males ages 15-25. This tragic life altering FOON is caused by abstinence. The affects include but are not limited to the curvature of the male penis and shrinking of the male scrodum.
Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).
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MOTO: get your groove on not your FOON on!
Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!
Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"
Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!
Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"
by yourslut February 28, 2011
Get the Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome) mug.Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.
Symptoms:
Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.
Secondary symptoms:
Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.
Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Symptoms:
Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.
Secondary symptoms:
Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.
Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.
by N@alie October 3, 2014
Get the FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS) mug.The all-consuming, incomprehensible rage old rich people get when talking how about much Facebook is worth because of how silly they think it is. Specifically applies to the very rich who might invest in it. The Wall Street Journal publishes front-page stories on Facebook stock price while it puts normal company prices in the back, which aggravates the disease.
My boss heard Facebook's janitor bought a new Ferrari and he jumped out the window. Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS) fatality number 489.
by Tederator March 19, 2011
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