The Fault in Our Stars

A beautiful story with a great message. Unfortunately it has been adopted as some kind of white girl Bible and is appreciated not because of its beauty and meaning, but because there's a hot dude named Augustus in it. I is written by John Green and is actually not his best book but the white girls seem to think so.

Me: So have you read The Fault in Our Stars
White Girl: Totally! It my favorite book like omg!
Me: Oh cool! What did you like about it?
White Girl: Welllllll I didn't really, like, understand it but like Augustus Waters is totally hooooot omg!
Me: ...*facepalm*

by Ema Nlear June 10, 2014

my fault

A way of replacing the need to apologize or to say sorry, often by using this term to ease the tension of the situation. To make one seem not as responsible of his or her mistakes. my bad can also be an alternative term of equal meaning.

1: I had sex with your girlfriend last night.
2: What the hell?? What kind of friend are you???
1: Aw man, my fault! (or "my bad!")
2: Man it's cool, since you said my fault.

by zculver September 29, 2008

Trudeau's fault

What conservatives bros of mediocre intelligence say about everything and anything that is undeniably NOT Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's fault. Usually something that is actually their own fault. This is known to be a long-term effect that follows the psychological insult of being dissed by a high school crush in favor of some handsome boy with better hair.

Alberta minister of health Tyler Shandro (@shandro) doesn't know how to use the internet. It's Trudeau's fault.

What's that smell coming from conservative party leader Erin O'Toole? Must be Trudeau's fault.

Texas froze. Trudeau's fault.

by AB MD WarRoom February 25, 2021

It's all Al Gore's fault

Response to any environmental anomaly blaming Al Gore for bringing it to our attention. At the same time sarcastically claiming that if he hadn't brought it up the anomaly wouldn't have occurred.

A) I can't believe it's 60 degrees in Chicago and snowing in Dallas.

B) It's all Al Gore's fault.

by piepton January 18, 2008

ass fault

a violation of etiquette that occurs when the posterior of the person seated next to you (typically on an airplane flight) crosses over into your assigned seat, impinging upon your territory, privacy, and comfort.

"The obese man got the last seat on the plane next to me, and he committed an ass fault when his butt spilled over into my seat."

by FactCheckGirl April 7, 2010

George Bush's fault

1. Tea bagger defense of epic failure used by conservatives to distract people from discussing anything associated with actual facts.

2. Right wing nut job defending the invasion of Iraq to find the weapons of mass destruction that were given to Iraq by Ronald Reagan during the Iran-Contra affair.

3. Trying to defend the fucktard that appointed Donald Rumsfeld to fight the War on Terrorism against Osama Bin Laden KNOWING that Rumsfeld gave Osama Bin Laden $4 billion during Charlie Wilson's War to Fight Communism.

Why do liberals insist that it's George Bush's Fault that 20 million people abandoned their homes and collapsed the economy when they fled the country to avoid prison after republicans outlawed Mexicans using the Real ID Act just like Herbert Hoover during the Great Depression?

by Crackhead Awards May 4, 2013

The fault in our stars

This is a book by john green that will mentally pain you if you read it be prepared to watch this movie or read the book and be in a puddle of tears

"oh my god man I just read The Fault in Our Stars and I cant stop crying"

by Bitchshutup June 6, 2014