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The Fat Chick

A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.
Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.
by KevvyKakes November 4, 2010
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alpha fat chick

a fat person who encourages their friends to overeat with her, such they they all gain weight together.
I think she must be the alpha fat chick, since every work team she is assigned to gains tons of weight when she's on it. Does she bring donuts every day or something?
by No one cares who submits these September 8, 2007
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green haired fat chick

That lefty green haired fat chick with the nose ring held up the starbucks lineup again .
by Infadel_macgee April 19, 2020
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Good lookin' fat chick

1. A chick that is decently looking/attractive in the face, but also has qualities of a nice rack (mostly the rack) and butt that come from her being overweight/fat. Unfortunately she is overweight so she will have a spare tire around her waist as well as thighs that are almost as big as 155mm howitzer shells.

2. Can also be a good looking chick with the same qualities ( rack and butt ) as the above and might not necessarily be overweight, but can be heavyset, or voluptuous.

The hourglass and pear female body shapes are typical examples of the the second definition.
Bob: Queen Latifah's hot.

Alice: She looks fat.

Bob: Yeah, but she's a good lookin' fat chick.
by Enz8 March 25, 2011
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tragic fat chick

A chick who would be like a 9 or 10 if she wasn't such a fat-ass.
guy 1: Dude, your sister would be so hot if she could just lose some goddamn weight. She's a total tragic fat chick.
guy 2: fuck u
by ttocsa July 7, 2011
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The Fat Chick Love Effect

When a guy is nice to a fat (or ugly) chick who is usually ignored or unliked by other guy. The fat chick sees it as the guy liking her and is immediately infatuated with him.

Applies to other situations where someone is ignored, is given attention and then falls in love with the person giving them attention.
Bill: Hey, hows it going?

Fat chick (in head): OMG! He's speaking to me! He must like me! And he's so hot too! I love him!

Bill (in head): Shit! I shouldn't have said anything, I think she's experiencing the fat chick love effect.
by Fitz1001 June 11, 2013
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Taking the Fat Chick

It's like being the team player. Taking the responsibility that no one else wants to take, for the benefit of the other "team members."
While on a journey through the deserted island, Greg and his team decided they had to leave one member behind to scout for signs of civilization. They chose Danny to take the fat chick.

uses-
"Way to take the fat chick!"
"I'll take the fat chick!"
"He's taking the fat chick!"
by GuruPremier December 9, 2008
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