exie

1.Slang term for a person who would be considered an existentialist, in regard to personal philosophy.
Term allegedly coined by John Lennon of the Beatles.

Those exies think they have it all figgured out.

by Jason December 15, 2004

essie

friend, see wordhomie/word

what's up essie?

by sleepisbetter June 12, 2003

exsextional circumstances

When two friends have sex, clearly acknowledging beforehand that they are transgressing friendship boundaries. This is a one-off affair, occuring under exceptional circustances. All in all, sketch.

Bernard to Andrea: "Right, I'll get a condom, but remember, this is under exsextional circumstances."

by NORAV March 1, 2009

Elsie

A photograph of a person caught in the act of taking a selfie.

We accidentally took an elsie. In the background of our group photo you can see some girl with her cellphone in the air taking a selfie.

by THRHMOMTR August 25, 2013

exsex

the commonly enjoyed act of copulation between two exes, regardless of how messy the break up was. Usually kept in secret (from friends and family), exsex has pros and cons: you don't have to wonder if the sex will be great or not, what partner enjoys most, or that you are sleeping with too many people. Cons are feeling dirty afterward, possibly contracting an std from your lying whore of an ex, or eventual emotion attachment and later probably shut down that some (very few) people feel during or after sex.

Man, I had exsex with Dave last night, it was awesome, but I don't think it was a good idea, I definitely need to shower in scalding hot water and then go to the STD clinic and get tested.

by shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet September 15, 2010

exsex

Any act of sexual contact with an ex after the breakup. Usually involves post contact crying and/or emotional turmoil. Can also involve hate sex and/or proof sex.

Ugh! I just had exsex using my tears as lube and want to slit my wrists with a dull, rusty butter knife.

by Eau April 20, 2009

Essiepoo

1. a Psychiatrist
2. A person who is always open and willing to help you
3. A person with violent actions from time to time (haha)
4. A really cool person

Consult Essiepoo!
I got help from Essiepoo.
Essiepoo just punched me.

by hehe =) March 2, 2005