The thing you ask your stupid friend to define as a test of intelligence.
"Explain Simultaneous Equations."
"I can't, I'm too stupid."
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professor dave explains

based science guy
transcended debatelord
literally science Jesus right next to Einstein
Flat Earthers fear him
been watching Dave Farina on his channel, professor dave explains, i think i understand science now..
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Explain like I'm 5

Typically used on Reddit or AI language models like ChatGPT, this phrase is used wjem tje uiser would like something explained in an extremely simple and easy-to-understand way.
User: "Explain like I'm 5, what is the difference between a motherboard and a CPU?"
ChatGPT: "The motherboard is the robot's body with roads, and the CPU is the robot's brain that tells it how to move and think. They work together to make the robot work, just like in a computer!"
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On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.
*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!

Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.

*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.
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A way for the writers of destiny to ignore potholes
Writers: Dominus Gaul is capable of forcing the light out of the traveler!

D2 players: Then why doesnt he?

Writers: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain
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Kuba explaining

a very detailed and complex explanation of something very simple
for example:
-hey, what's 2x2?
- you need to take 2 apples and then twice as many, so what you get in total is 4 (kuba explaining)
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Explaining Hentai to Hitler

(Noun) The state in which one is dead and all the mourners comment on how heaven gained another angel, but the deceased is actually in Hell telling Hitler what Tentacle Hentai is.

(Verb)The act of reminding an old person when they complain about your generation that they had much more wrong with them that they don't remember due to Alziemers.
Mom(Crying): Heaven has another angel.
'Me in Hell explaining Hentai to Hitler.'

"So this boomer was bitching about social media, so in response, I started explaining Hentai to Hitler."
by QueenObama2 December 02, 2021
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