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by Shermator August 8, 2023
Get the Tuck everlasting mug.I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.
I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
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