by Dirt:/ January 23, 2022
Get the High self esteem mug.When you jack off only to average-ish girls because you know the girls you really want are too far out of your league and you lack the courage even to fantasize about the girls you really want.
Chad had low self-esteem, so he only wanks in the shower to pictures of Becky when deep down he really wants Stacy
by D Flawless November 11, 2019
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When you compensate with colourful and vibrant shelving systems when living in a rented house or apartment where the occupier is not allowed to paint or hang things up.
When I moved in here I needed something not in magnolia, so to boost my shelf esteem I bought those wild shelves.
by jonnimac November 21, 2010
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Get the elf-esteem mug.When you cream a gloppy load of cum in a cunt that rejected you at first. When a twat initially rejects your ass then changes her mind and fucks you. You now have cream esteem. It's much like revenge fucking.
What a fucking cunt mongrelthat twat wouldn't even give me the time of day. Don't worry talk her into fucking you and get back your cream esteem. I just squeezed a gloppy loadin that bitches cornea that will show her. It doesn't matter if you cum in her ear, her asshole, in her left nostril, or cunt you have earned back your cream esteem. it's just like revenge fucking.
by InsertAndSquirt74 January 22, 2014
Get the cream esteem mug.A nickname for a man's genetalia when it has been abused. The abuse can range from a swift kick in that region, or being teased by a girl and has blue balls as a result.
She must have bruised your south esteem last night after wearing that mini skirt then not putting out!
by Jay5273 April 23, 2011
Get the South Esteem mug.Feeling under appreciated most of the time; being a three-foot-tall adult who makes toys for one day of the year. When someone says you have elf-esteem (unless you're already short) it's usually an insult, or they are calling you glum.
Katy looks like she woke up with elf-esteem. Look at her watching TV and taking apart her cell-phone.
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