Erocktion

A erection one would get in pre-historic times, such as cave (rock) men

"I poked my head into your window and betty was undressing. She saw me there, but she didnt stop."(Barney)
"What?"(Fred)
"She didnt stop. I mean, she saw me there looking at her, but she kept undressing."(Barney)
"Whoa are you serious?"(Fred)
"Yeah, i got an erocktion."(Barney)

by Lee Bird July 19, 2009

Lady erection

A physiological phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged as a result of sexual arousal.

Man in a bar: "How's that lady erection going?"

Female target: "It's massive. Sex now, mmk?"

by etihwytteb January 10, 2011

Sensible Erection

The best weblog in the world, The Shiggity Shit, 5 time winner of the NZ net awards, a methaphor for big dicks, what kleenex made tissues for

Well I just surfed on to Sensible Erection and tried to get my hands on some Cathy pr0n, but it was to no avail, all I got was this crappy Cathy head pasted on to this transexuals body

by Phishfood July 23, 2003

erection vampire

is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.

Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."

Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."

"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."

by Humptruck October 16, 2013

erectionary

synonym for "bonerific".

i can't wait to hangout with you for the first time in 2 years, it's gonna be erectionary!

by Sir Smegma III, Esq. June 30, 2011

Erection

The one and only redemption for a small penis

Tiny dick Timmy proved himself with that Erection

by the legendary yodeler June 2, 2020

Erection Span

When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.

One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95!

Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.

by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010