ER-REC-TION- A boner, wood, hard on, stiffy, pop up, hard tube. All of these words are used to describe an erected penis.
I got an erection after the milf walked by me and let me sniff her poon. Soon after I put my erection in her cha cha for ejactulating purposes
by Matt May 12, 2003
by dcd13' (tmtmtmtmtm) October 08, 2009
1 a.Its when your wang gets hard.
b.This is also when its at its longest
2. the result of seeing a fine woman.
3. the state of standing at attention
b.This is also when its at its longest
2. the result of seeing a fine woman.
3. the state of standing at attention
1a. Man, my wang feels like wood.
b. Dayum...my ruler isn't long enough.
2. w00t. *shwing, shlong erects*
3. Unit, ATTENTION! *command voice*
b. Dayum...my ruler isn't long enough.
2. w00t. *shwing, shlong erects*
3. Unit, ATTENTION! *command voice*
by Mac Daddy Kings May 13, 2003
Male See Sexy Female He Get Erection If he has the looks she will settle him down
After my girlfriend finally laughed at one of my jokes, she gave me an erection cuz she not only laffed but laffed like hell.
After my girlfriend finally laughed at one of my jokes, she gave me an erection cuz she not only laffed but laffed like hell.
by Ali Bashir February 01, 2006
by Pissmunkforeskin June 10, 2023
1)the rapid outward movement of the penis with the cause being sexual activity, thinking about sexual activity, or seeing a hot girl
2) Word used is Boner
3)Only funny word used in Anchorman
4) Also: will not go away by bending it in (i no from experience)
5) Tip: Never try to get them in school, u will be made fun of!!!
2) Word used is Boner
3)Only funny word used in Anchorman
4) Also: will not go away by bending it in (i no from experience)
5) Tip: Never try to get them in school, u will be made fun of!!!
Mr. Burgundy u have a massive erection
She's so hot shes givin me a Boner
Female 1: What the hell is stickin out if ur pants
Female 2: Nothing.. (looks around,tries to bend it in)
Female 2, YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!!!!
She's so hot shes givin me a Boner
Female 1: What the hell is stickin out if ur pants
Female 2: Nothing.. (looks around,tries to bend it in)
Female 2, YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!!!!
by rob August 03, 2004
by glyphmisstress December 09, 2015