erectile dysfunction

A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.

"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."

by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013

erectile malfunction

When you lose your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse.

Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.

by naknumm September 8, 2007

Erectile Disorder

A myth stating that men stop getting erections.

I never will...

Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.

Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!

by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004

Erectile Dysfunction

A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect

Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard?
Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction

by ComedyCosmos June 4, 2018

Erectile disappointment

When you are keen to have some sexual activity with your partner, but she then tells you something that makes you lose your erection immediately

I was all ready to go this morning with Maria, but then she said her mother was coming around and I got erectile disappointment

I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment

by E. Rectifier January 25, 2012

Erectile Disfunction

Erectile dysfunction is a common problem where a man finds it hard to get or keep an erection.

Doctor:I have some bad news for you sir.
Male patient: Yes?
Doctor: you appear to be suffering from erectile disfunction

Male patient: Oh No

(this can only happen if you have a Willy)

by Juanita Green October 13, 2021

Erectile Endfuncntion

The immediate erection when it is the end of your job or school. Your brain gives you an erection because it knows you will watch porn and masturbate when you get home.

Guy 1: I can finally get home.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.

by SomeRandomSmartAss February 14, 2014