Toilet Enigma

The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.

"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"

by DumDeeDragon July 30, 2022

the anal condom enigma

when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.

Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.

by holla holla back ching chang May 11, 2007

urban enigma

Somebody that affords an incredibly high standard of living with no obvious form of income or criminal activity. For an example go to any cafe bar between the hours of 9 and 5 on a weekday.

Cafe assistant 1: Quiet today
Cafe assistant 2: Wait till 11, the urban enigmas will start getting up.

by 9 - 5 pacifist November 23, 2011

java enigma

The phenomenon that results in a messy puddle of coffee and grounds on your countertop from your coffee maker overflowing because the carafe of was not positioned exactly where it should have been when you turned it on.

Damn! I woke up to another flippin' java enigma this morning. Now I have to bleach my countertop after cleaning up the mess and then strain my coffee so I can drink it. I'll probably be late for work.

by canndodd November 26, 2009

Electronics Enigma

Hearing an electronics device making an intermittent, repeating sound from somewhere in your house, and not finding either the device or knowing the meaning of the sound.

I was lying in bed awake in the middle of the night, and could not fall back to sleep because of an electronics enigma.

by wordelder April 3, 2011

Drama Enigma

When you happen to see a play (traditional drama) which has absurd plot and confusing characters.

Last night, I saw a French drama and it was literally down to straight stupid story with poor narration. It will bag the Drama Enigma award of the year.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk June 6, 2015

Enigmatron

A female cyborg who has not yet been programmed for bitchiness.

Here on Alpha Scent Orrie, a good man is as rare as an Enigmatron

by Danny Reynolds January 8, 2009