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AP English

AP English takes place in hell.
by sunnydictator September 20, 2009
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ENGLISHISIZE

ENG-LISH-I-SIZE
When a friend or somebody who you are talking to doesn’t make any sense and you want them to explain what they mean, or what the heck they are talking about
Nerd:(Insert nerdy thing that only nerds understand)
You: ENGLISHISIZE
Nerd:(Insert something that regular people understand)
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English garden

"Oh, Jessica! What a pretty and sweet smelling English garden you have. I demand oral access."
by kowal5ki November 7, 2013
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stuck-the-english

Stuck-the-English is defined as an awkward pause in a normal conversation caused by a person’s inability to continue speaking because of an unfamiliarity with English.
"Okay we the go uh.. hmm.. eh.. Sorry, stuck-the-english"
by amarnus January 23, 2010
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English class

A class that teaches students about the English language. During the early years, English is a very useful, important, and most of all fun class. By middle school, however, English class becomes a redundant class where students are taught the exact same things (basic grammar and punctuation, paragraph structuring, etc) over and over again. By high school, the fun and useful class has been completely replaced by an idiotic course where too much emphasis is placed on over-analysis and essay writing (where the teacher usually tells the students to write a five page essay that could be easily done in three), and less emphasis on creativity. High school English is the period where many idiots get the impression that Shakespeare is the only playwright to exist in EVER and that no significant literature has been published since the late Victorian era.
An average English class:
English teacher: Today kids, we're going to go over basic grammar and punctuation for the five billionth time right before I start fellating Shakespeare!
Students: Hooray!
by Capn Con December 17, 2008
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English Please

A smart-alec remark made by one who is very witty. Used to tell the other person to dumb down the vocabulary. Usually precedes a sentence containing difficult vocabulary.
Mrs. Teacher: In Biology today, we will be learning about transport within a cell membrane, where different types include active and passive transport. Diffusion...... osmosis....... phospholipid bilayer.....
Student: English please!
Mrs. Teacher: We're learning how cells move stuff around.
by asdfmaw May 14, 2014
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Sorry For My Bad English

Sorry for my bad english /
Sorry for my english

Is the line that educated people all over the world that aren't aware of their own possible mistakes put before their messages, for other people to not criticize them or judge their message hardly because of bad grammar, grammatical conjugation, spelling, strange paragraph formatting, etc.
Hi. Sorry for my bad english. Are there still apples on the basket, or have you eat them all?
by santropedro March 25, 2016
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