Shane Emery

The most incredible boy you will ever meet. He will spend a lot of time convincing you you're perfect untill you realize that no matter what you say, he'll never give up. He has the ability to brighten any day and instantly makes you feel better. An artistic person, he will tell you that your worthless doodles are great, and he'll really mean it. If you ever have the luck to fall in love with him, never let him go. I did, and it was the worst mistake of my life.

The most perfect person you can think of is Shane Emery.

by Sumner Stone November 14, 2011

Emery

Emery is definitely a girl name, despite what other people say. She is beautiful, unique and insecure. Even though you might not know, she is incredibly intelligent and keeps striving to be better. Emery can be either way about a situation. Depends on her mood, maybe she’ll be sweet, but maybe she’ll be salty

P1: Do you know her?
P2: Oh yeah! That’s Emery, she’s really nice!!

by em127493739 August 15, 2018

Emeryville Enima Cocktail

Inserting your penis into the rectum and urinating, followed by positioning your mouth under the butt and colleting the "nectar".

Look at the turd cutter on her, I'd like to taste one of her Emeryville Enima Cocktails.

by Sir John 8:44 April 9, 2009

emery

the most smexiest 13 year old alive . but dont even try to take him from me because i WILL HURT YOU . :)

"emery is the most smexiest person you will ever meet"

by *cough emery is smexy* April 29, 2019

Emery Bingham

Has made shrek shred a tear, because of her undenialable singing talent.

Emery Bingham is a gift from the singing gods.

by Fef. December 5, 2019

emery

emery are a screamo/emo outfit from seattle with some really great songs, such as To Whom It May Concern. they're signed to tooth and nail records. worth checking out. album "The Weaks End" is pretty good.

IRRELEVANT EXAMPLES:
girl: i went to the emery concert last night. cabbage was eaten and burnt.
boy: emery fucking rule man
girl: i like cabbage.
boy: i got tickets to emery's gig at the bowery ballroom in 2034
girl: cool. give me cabbage.

by ~~drowning.in.my.tears~~ March 14, 2005

Emery

A bitch.

Stop acting like an Emery.

by The best guy ever 121 January 31, 2022