Ejaculate Consumption Theory

The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.

The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.

by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008

Evaculate

Verb. During intercourse, the man decides to pull out and ejaculates in the process.

"Hey man, did you nail her last night?" "Ya, but I evaculated all over her."

by Sexoholic October 13, 2012

evagulation

To excrete moist, vaginal material

The evagulation of Alicia exploded over the ceiling!

by PeachesNcream October 26, 2013

emulated butter

Another way to refer to cum.

Aww man, Noah just got drenched in emulated butter. Thats gnarly dude!

by Pengyus April 23, 2019

emmaculate

She's the most beautiful, intelligent and interesting woman you will ever come across. And always gives honest opinions...

Her thoughts have emmaculate

by MMB November 23, 2021

Procrastinate Ejaculate

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017

powdered ejaculated

When your really dehydrated and you cum and looks like a puff of dry powdered milk.

Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019