Elmo

The route of all evil. Comes off sweet, cuddly, and lovable, but give him the opportunity and he will eat your babies and molest you in your sleep.

kid 1: My sister got real quiet after we got my baby brother that elmo doll...
kid 2: Dude... where IS your baby brother?

by Tiger911 January 26, 2009

elmo

1.synonym for cool
2. synonym for speaking in third person

thats elmo talk! at least bob (im bob) thinks so!

by la scrub August 7, 2003

Elmo

a stupid red muppet on Sesame Street who ruined Sesame Street.

When I was a kid I was lucky that Elmo wasn't on Sesame Street.

by Stacy February 16, 2004

elmo

an extension of the guys body part! aka penis...usually red and furry like elmo off of sesame st.

Ra-saun do not have a ELMO because it isn't RED and we DON"T KNOW IF IT IS FURRY....

lupe enjoyed someones ELMO

by brian4kids May 1, 2005

elmo

when someone or something acts in a extremely gay manner

i didn't give sheila a cookie so she got all elmo on me.

by skank_mama_nasty December 28, 2005

Elmo

the retarded monster who ruined Sesame Street; before then, the show taught kids, now it just babysits.

Elmo is the Scrappy Doo of Sesame Street.

by Alex September 1, 2003

elmo

A evil red monster that will rule the world and kill us all in a massive war. For now he carries a gun to take over vice city.

bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bambam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bambam bam bam bam elmo

by ...on my chest October 22, 2009