Einstein hair 

Einstein hair (n) - When the pubic hair of a woman extends out of her underwear creating the illusion of Albert Einstein in her panties.

"Wow, Haley really needs some grooming... she's got some serious Einstein Hair poking out her panties."

Einstein hair by mr & jb January 30, 2007

Einstein's theory of relative titty 

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).

'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'

Einstein's theory of relative titty by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017

Einstein's Theory of Textivity

When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.

Einstein's Theory of Textivity

Einstein's Theory of Textivity by Ae5Ea8 November 2, 2016

Einstein Rapper 

Einstein Rapper is a term for the genius of rap. This word is dedicated to exceptions, emblems of the rap. In other words, the greatest rapper in the world.

" Did you hear the last Jay-Z album? "
" For sure !! this man is a Einstein Rapper"

Einstein Rapper by Naomie11 May 28, 2018

Einstein mode 

- when someone i.e your teammate or coworker comes into your office space and needs to explain a concept to you and/or your team. They elaborate the concept on a white board. Tech teams do this frequently since they work together; however, some are data analysts and others are project analysts.

The data analysts frequently went einstein mode in the project analyst office when they had to transition into a new software.

Einstein mode by MamaDI1017 February 10, 2019

Einstein-Rosen bridge

The wormhole that connects the area of spacetime within the rectum to the area of spacetime outside the body.

While not proven rigorously, the particles that traverse this portion of spacetime to eventually lodge in another’s nasal passages are believed to remain quantum entangled i.e. EPR with those that still remain in the rectum.

This may or may not have lead Maldacena to his famous ER=EPR conjecture.

Tim: I was like “Where did it go? I know I could feel it come out but it isn’t in the toilet. Oh wait, I found it.”
Fred: It was still in the Einstein-Rosen bridge, right?
Tim: Damn skippy it was.

Einstein-Rosen bridge by dgRonbo April 12, 2021

einstein dummy head

a stupid person. a retard. an idiot.

The class is so easy, even an einstein dummy head can pass it.

einstein dummy head by Matt aka Sergio November 27, 2006