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effin' and blindn'

He sat on his porch with a half bottle of Proper No. 12, effin' and blindn' at the moon!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022
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No-Effing-Way Game

A hidden trigger in the franchise mode of "Madden" that unleashes a flurry of unexpected turnovers and bad breaks against you for a specific game.
A "No-Effing-Way Game is when the computer will not allow you to win without cheating.

"My RB just fumbled on the five yard line for the third time this game! There is No-Effing-Way I am going to win the game."
by Bill_Simmons July 7, 2008
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effigy

(Noun) A figure, symbol or idol despised by a certain people.
The american flag was burned in effigy by the terrorists.
by Chuckie-J January 15, 2005
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code of effics

It's like a code of Ethics, but it's not.

Examples of items in this code:

1. Don't back down from a fight.
2. Get Money.
3. Hold yo own.
4. Mind yo business.
5. Don't snitch.
6. Look fresh.
I live by a code of effics.
by Ryan Stoker May 24, 2007
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What the Effie?

A what the fuck moment, At best getting pictures of a ugly naked girl.
by ha69 November 24, 2010
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Asian Efficiency

The pinnacle of human productivity and efficiency. Grants superhuman abilities of focus and attention on getting work done in the shortest amount of time, usually to the exclusion of everything else.

Not normally observed in non-Asian races, and explains the other-worldly feats and performance of Asian kids in school.
Jack: "Hey dude, what about that paper?"
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "And the one on..."
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "Goddamn dude, what are you on?"
Asian Kid: "Asian Efficiency dude, Asian Efficiency."
by AE Aaron October 16, 2012
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Quebec Efficiency

Quebec efficiency refers to the most inefficiently run processes possible. These processes always take at least three times as if normally run and generally six to ten times longer than if run efficiently. The term originates from the Canadian province of Quebec, where such processes occur very frequently.
Jean: "I made cookies today, and instead of buying everything before hand, I just went out and bought every ingredient when the recipe said I need it! It took me 4 hours to bake the cookies."
Jacques: "Quebec efficiency!"

Luc: "At the raffle last night, instead of drawing the three winners, they drew until there were only three left, and then those three won. It took forever."
Laurent: "Quebec efficiency!"
by xiainx May 1, 2010
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