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Procrastinate Ejaculate

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.
Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.
by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017
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powdered ejaculated

When your really dehydrated and you cum and looks like a puff of dry powdered milk.
Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
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Ejaculatex

The art of ejaculating into a condom, or femidom, or latex contraceptive product, either during sex or self pleasuring.
"Hey, I just shot one into a condom, mum!"
"You sure did son! Ejaculatexing keeps me from washing your boxers!"
by D_2 November 29, 2007
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ejaculate a rainbow

1.(especially among men)A metaphor. It means to become sexually attracted by a member of the same sex. Also known as gay love at first sight.

2.What every gay man would wish would happen after a very intense earth-shaking orgasm after assfucking his partner.
Examples:

1.I had long quit being Catholic because when I was an altar boy, I'd suspected that the priest has been ejaculating a rainbow over me.

2."Oooooaaahhhhhh maaan! That was incredible!" *ejaculates a rainbow* "And your ass is my pot of gold!"
by Mark H July 15, 2004
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Ecrapulate

To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.
William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.

"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."
by Cockman, Defender of Vulgarity October 16, 2008
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ejaculate

to throw out:
1. parastaltic emptying of the seminal vesicles and ejection of seminal fluid;
2.a forceful verbal reaction
"It is better to ejacu-late than never, Jack ejaculated."
by J E Walker April 28, 2003
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Ejaculate

To cum
Our Girlfriend And Me Had A Fun Time Last Night So We Went Home We Stripped And I Ejaculated All Over Her. It Was The Most Fun EVER!
by Obongo199 February 27, 2009
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