National Eat Ren’s Ass Day

National Eat Ren’s Ass day is a National holiday celebrated on August 25th where you find a person named Ren and eat their ass real good for fun!

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

eat ass

Is the same as analingus you retards. Just google analingus.

She was not opposed to ANALINGUS, or the act of EAT ASS.

by theRealNoodleMan June 2, 2019

Eats Ass!

Anything that is enjoyable.

Tiger King eats ass! It's the best thing on Netflix!

Yo. I ate hella ass last night!

Your fit be eating ass fam! No cap!

Just finished watching Batman and Robin. That movie eats my ass it's so good!

by Joe Deez April 23, 2020

Eating ass

It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead

Bro, I’m totally gonna eat Tina’s ass like shrimp fried rice
Eating ass: It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead

by THendricks November 27, 2018

Eat my Ass like dinner

When someone violently eat Ass that so bad it is gone like a stoner when it as taco bell.

You eat my Ass like dinner you hoe.

by dfihg;tr September 18, 2018

eat ass in hell

To eat ass in the hell- is to rot in hell, for a short time, to have a terrible feeling of anxiety and hopelessness in that moment. To acknowledge you scream out "I eat ass in hell"

1) David ran to his car during the thunderstorm. He got completely soaking wet and fell into a muddy puddle. He screamed " I eat ass in hell"

2) Roger went in to Jerry's office and said I just got fired! Jerry said dude you eat ass in hell right now

by Club April 15, 2015

I eat ass.

"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu

"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."

"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "

by The Allapaca August 15, 2016