earplant

One of those guys, usually in their forties, who wear blinking bluetooth ear pieces all the time, everywhere. When looking at them, it is impossible to tell if they are talking to you or some other earplant on their phone. Earplants tend to be nerdy, corporate wannabees, and they think that the bluetooth headset makes them look professional. Well, news flash: it doesn't. It is just annoying.

Johnny: Why the fuck is your dad on the phone during our high school graduation?
Sammy: Shut up, Johnny. He's just an earplant; he wears that thing all the time, even when he isn't on the phone.

by SalaciousMan December 28, 2007

Sturley earplugs

when you are receiving oral sex and you are about to climax take your schlong out and cum on your hands. then slap your hands on your partners ears so they cant hear.

i gave lydia the sturley earplugs last night, so she did the rabinator on me

by harro dero April 8, 2007

bitch earphone

the inferior "earpiece" on your headphone set. for songs that use surround sound, where some sounds are only in one earphone but not the other. there is always one earphone that gets all the sounds, this is the superior earphone, the other earphone only gets some of the sounds. this is the bitch earphone.

it is vitally important when listening to an ipod/walkman etc with only 1 earphone in, that you dont put in the "bitch earphone"

hey this version of bohemian rhapsody is balls. oh damn it! i was using the bitch earphone!

by jonobello January 31, 2006

earpoon

when one has gauges in there ears big enough to have intercourse with of course the bigger the gauge the more possible for you to stick your meat in it

That girls gauges are so big i can F*ck them that was some good earpoon

by chewyskullz March 16, 2010

Canadian Earplug

When you fuck a girl in her ear and cum inside of it and politely tell her sorry, because thats what canadians do!

My girlfriend wanted earplugs but i wasnt sure what she meant so i canadian earplugged her and it was a stickt situation

by Rogue Outbreak May 26, 2018

earporn

Porn Involving penetration of the ear.

Damn, that was some fine earporn I watched yesterday

by magefeanor September 6, 2011

Earphone deafness

Deafness to the outside world as a result of earphones inserted ears and music volume turned up very loud. People then underestimate how loud their burps, farts, breathing and yawning are, as theu have limited access to the outside world

"Megan, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard."
"Sorry, Kate, I had earphone deafness and didn't realise it was would be so loud."

by donkeysanctuary October 26, 2012