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eard

(ADJ)

An eard is a standard person, consumes supping tackle, tea, ale, butter

Has various mental and physical defects, mainly mental due to the years of supping abuse

Eards are often discovered in tarn in places such as bookies, supping oyles, tea cafe, coffee shop, butter sarni shops, parnd land, mad mix, rileys, court house, bus station, asda, turkey circle, jack fultons, iceland, quallity save, job centre, chennels

Eards have the ability to extract any such given items, council pop, tea bath, ciggies, smowks, rollies, thi shoes, your dignity your soul your livelyhood your wife your kids and any assets worth 10 bob, cock
eyup mukka ars tha doin kid tha oreyt to knock us a ciggy up cock and as tha gora leet for it

as tha got fotty pency for bus cock

we off for a sup cock

a sis thi darn ale shop old cock

mi fath wukked darn pit, n his fatha wukked darn pit so al always wuk darn pit

thick int arm strong int eard
by eard May 2, 2014
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edred

Edred's are loud but quiet when needed to be. They often have smooth, nice hair and are rare to find. They are often very intelligent. They might do well mostly in Math and Science. Most Edred's should be very funny. They might have glasses,are not taller or shorter than their friends and classmates, almost always wear jackets, and are very nice to people who are nice to others.
Edred is one of the smartest kids in our class!
by Musick for life! April 21, 2017
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earection

Someone with ears that protrude out sideways

Also, see wingnut.
"Robbie is on an earection!"
by WingNut September 5, 2003
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eased

Eased (v):

1. Verb form of the word easy or ez
2. A salutation used in victory after you just totally owned someone. It's roots stem from the mmorpg Subspace/Continuum.
Dead turret: "OMG! WTF!!1 YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I can't believe you just handed my ass to me with that double mine rep! Get some skill!...No you know what?! Fuck this game!" :( *logs out*

taint: "so eased"
by OG subspace player May 7, 2007
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Earection

When you hear something that makes you extremely happy.
ie good music
"wow that song is so awesome I think I just experienced an Earection!"
by LILDGAL March 30, 2009
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eased up

To be very relaxed, usually under the influence of alcohol on a big scale.
Andrew was going to the races - he knew he would be eased up
by Legiz March 9, 2015
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if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what
by cyyfii December 1, 2021
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