Erm, Actually

"Erm, Actually" is a term often used by nerds at the beginning of every sentence to prove that whatever you said is wrong, according to the nerd's calculations.

Teacher: Good morning, students! Today we'll be learning about Ratios.
random student: oh you mean when someone's reply gets more likes than the actual comment?
Nerd 🤓: Erm, Actually, A ratio says how much of one thing there is compared to another thing. For example, if there are 8 bananas and 6 apples, then the ratio between bananas and apples are 8 to-
random student: BRO SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SH-

by GarryBornana September 1, 2022

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by Quintaro_boston December 18, 2022

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by Sam Is a big stink February 1, 2023

Erm no

When everything no matter how right or wrong you are in the given situation its easier to say, ERM no. Than give a valid point.

For example a lesson on how to do a spinal operation that consists of a team of fully licences and practiced doctors and they say. "Were making the incision now" and you reply with, "ERM, no"

ERM no;

"I'm sorry to say this but you only have six months to live" - Doctor

"ERM, no"

by Jdogenge April 19, 2018

Erm, what the sigma?

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Erm, what the sigma??? Sigma, what erm is sigm, such as sigm, erm, and the. of course the sigma isn't in the erm as he isnt actually erming, more of a sigma. i still erm him though. of course he has major rizz and I could edge. but sigming it is obvious his gyatt is pequeno and the cut g is to shiny. bald ahh ninja.

by aydacha July 16, 2024

Erm Exsqueeze Me Sauce

A whimsical and exaggerated way of saying excuse me. It's the kind of phrase you might use when you're trying to be deliberately over the top, like if you're playfully interrupting someone or reacting to something surprising.

Erm Exsqueeze Me Sauce, but did you just eat the last slice of pizza without asking?

by Cragnon July 16, 2024

Erm, what the sigma

“Erm, what the sigma” is a humorous and sarcastic expression used to convey shock, confusion, or disbelief. The phrase merges "erm"—a filler word indicating hesitation or puzzlement—with "what the sigma," a playful reference to the concept of a "sigma male," which is often associated with a lone, self-reliant persona in popular culture. The term is meant to be taken in a tongue-in-cheek manner, adopting a tone similar to that of Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants, known for his deadpan and exasperated reactions. This expression is used to mockingly elevate the level of bewilderment in a situation, adding a layer of ironic seriousness.

“Erm, what the sigma”

by Bazingaaaa August 14, 2024