e-tard

Someone that is electronically challenged; one who doesn't do well with computers, phones, or anything else electronic.

Jaime: "Can you help me set up my voicemail on my phone?"
Justin: "You're such an e-tard!"

by OBrex05 August 30, 2009

e-tard

Someone who is burnt out or displays severe cognitive deficits due to overuse of the club drub MDMA aka ecstasy.

Jim used to be a cool guy on a path to success but now he is just an e-tard.

by skarz January 10, 2010

e-tard

Someone who cannot use any electrical product made after 1983 without becoming incredibly confused, and generally have a designated helper to assist in the checking, writing, and sending of emails and avoid any process more complicated than email.

Suzy is almost as big an e-tard as your mother!

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

e-tard

A dumb person one would meet on the internet.

"AOLers are total e-tards."

by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003

e-tard

someone who does way too much E.

holy crap! check out that e-tard skank!

by Megaaaaan February 25, 2008

Super E-Tard

One who believes they are like Superman while on Ecstasy

+Takes glow sticks from a nother person+
Runs away yelling "Super E-Tard to the rescue....I win"

by Star_Baby<3 August 6, 2006

E-tard

a person that had to much Ecstasy.

Take roots from retard.

look at that guy with the lightsticks, what a total E-tard!

by Lydia Bergeron February 10, 2003