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DUI-Hire

A term used to describe both:

A hiring decision perceived as impaired or flawed, suggesting that the decision-makers were "under the influence" of biases or external pressures, leading to the selection of an unqualified or controversial candidate.

The individual who has been hired through such a process, implying they may lack the necessary qualifications or have a controversial background.
Pete Hegseth running a Signal chat fiasco where sensitive military plans were inadvertently shared with a journalist, exemplifies a classic DUI-Hire.
by skeletorio April 10, 2025
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Backseat DUI

A backseat DUI occurres when a sober person is driving an intoxicated person home, and the intoxicated individual is giving the driver shitty directions, and false instructions to turn, and then saying "No, No, not this street..."
This causes the driver to speed up, slow down, and begin to turn, then swerve back into the driving lane, leading others observing the vehicle from the outside to believe that the driver is DUI.
"I was driving Marcus home the other night from the local water hole and he kept telling me to turn and shit and I was all over the place and then I got pulled over, but it was cool, the cop realized Marcus was just backseat DUI."
by Mike McLovin March 16, 2008
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Social DUI

Going on a social-networking site (Myspace, Facebook, LIveJournal, etc.) while drunk, high, tweaking, etc.
Arrggh! I'm in the doghouse on a social DUI. I got tanked last night and left a naaasty comment on Lisa's Myspace. It was funny as hell at the time, but now she won't talk to me.
by Huntar December 7, 2006
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reverse DUI

Covert way of referring to an IUD (intrauterine device), a highly effective form of birth control which is inserted in the woman's uterus and prevents pregnancy for up to 12 years.
Since Shelly got a reverse DUI, she has not spent a single moment worrying about unplanned pregnancy.
by Shelly's man May 15, 2010
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Saint Patrick's DUI

"Oh, dude! I totally got a ticket on Saint Patrick's DUI. That cop is such a douche; he was drunk too."
by Jarvis Stampton April 4, 2009
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duigh

Word meaning dick

Used by the Youtuber, DashieXP
Ex. "You better close that mouf or else you might get some of that duigh"
by AHHAHSS July 4, 2016
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DUIcycle

A slang term for a scooter/moped. The name originates from the fact that scooters and mopeds do not require a driver's license to operate and people who have a DUI (driving under the influence) can drive them.
Someone's on a DUIcycle on the freeway
by Bulk July 19, 2012
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