Diffusion

Moving Venmo balance from one account to another back and forth until all of you have the same balance and no one wants to put their card down anymore.

My Venmo balance is 120 and yours is $90 so by the laws of diffusion, you should pay. I’ll Venmo you

by SR912 January 10, 2020

DiffuseTuba5883

a cod zombies legend

That DiffuseTuba5883 is god at zombies

by rQuantum April 2, 2021

Unstable diffusion

Like stable diffusion, but for porn.

"Yo check this image made by unstable diffusion!" "Yo it's porn!"

by Atl4s November 29, 2022

dufus

Dumb Ugly Fucked Up Soldier/Sailor

Was in the lexicon long before doofus

"He's such a dufus"
"I don't think he's a Soldier nor a Sailor"

by Dufus Bill April 17, 2007

doffus

*doofus

I'm such a doofus that I can't even spell "doofus" correctly. I spell it "doffus," which doesn't even make sense since it's pronounced "doo fuss." At least if I'd spelled it "doofuss" I'd have had an excuse.

by GoblinLovingJackass September 7, 2016

Duffs

Deemed UnFit For Society
Used when describing someone that acts like they are a person who just escaped an insane asylum and doesn't belong among the common people

Person One: Dude did you see those new pics of lindsey lohan getting totally smashed at the party?

Person Two: No but I can imagine

Person One: Yeah it's not even funny anymore, she's been duffs in my book for a long time

Person Two: True that, she needs to do us all a favor and check herself into a clinic or asylum for that matter

by Riesbdickrandomlettersjrbtklfo August 22, 2009

duffas

A boy who hits puberty way to young, and resembles a grown man by the seventh grade, who wears a taped pair of glasses and trips on him self often.

Hey you see that duffas over there trying to pick up on that chick, I bet he'll lose his balence in five seconds, lol!

by joe May 18, 2004