blow dryer

The act of literally blowing air onto a guy's penis, because his stupid girlfriend thinks that's what blowjob means.

"Yo, I heard she gave you a blowjob last night!"
"Yeah, about that... she actually gave me a blow dryer."

by Mr. Eko July 24, 2008

Don Drapers

Another word for testicles

"Did you hear about Kenny? He got kicked in the Don Drapers."

by Tdog13 February 20, 2010

Dryer baby

When your parents full send yeet the you in the dryer

You’re a fucking DRYER BABY

by Bigalmac August 4, 2019

Blowing up in the dryer

A phrase used to describe someone or something that is really cool, impressive, or exciting.

Back in the 70s, that disco shit was blowing up in the dryer.

by pedrobueno November 19, 2012

Comforter in the Dryer

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex.

Last night she finally let me put the comforter in the dryer.

by The Thwacker January 13, 2016

The Draper

When you stretch your ballsack to resemble bat-wings, and you drag said sack down her forehead and nose, resembling a garage door.

Dude, my girl totally let me own her last night!
Why, what she do?
Dude that bitch let me pull The Draper on her, she was digging my duck-butter!

by bigsyke04 January 24, 2011

Wisconsin Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on anothers face, then proceding to dry the cum with your farts.

Damn I was so gassy that I just HAD to give dat bitch a Wisconsin Blow Dryer!

by B Hawk and T-Nig October 18, 2008