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Cuban Hair Dryer

The action of expelling a large flatulence whilst recieving felatio, causing the givers hair to be wafted outward as if they were using a hair dryer! R
Dude, Kim was giving me the greatest head known to man, I was in such a state of euphoria, I let one slip and totally gave her a "Cuban Hair Dryer
by Dick Whispers December 2, 2010
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Does the carpet match the drapes

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH
by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010
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drupe

An over all unsuccessful, bowel movement prone, shell of a person. No humanity.
You, you be eatin' plums, you gon' be a drupe!
by VictorC November 9, 2007
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Drapey

The act of hanging on someone while intoxicated. Like drapes or drapery.
He's getting a little drapey for my likes. He's so hot i would like him to be drapey on me.
by Billydeewilliams September 12, 2014
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ezra dryer

That gross stuff you have to take off the lint trap in your dryer at home to prevent house fires. Not to be confused with the lint you take off the lint trap at your local laundry mat.
After my house burnt down, the fireman told me the fire was caused by Ezra Dryer
by Sitcoms April 20, 2015
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Tumble-dryered

Absolutely, completely and utterly paraplegic from the drink
Jesus your man had a tough one last weekend, he was tumble-dryered
by ragingjackass69 March 16, 2021
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Ape Drape

A hair style related to but distinct from the mullet, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, and Cincinnati toupee. The ape drape is defined by its vigorous growth and lack of part. The drape should be shorter in the front but should ease in gracefully to the shoulders without showing any signs of human intervention. In the dim light of an alley, ape drapes should give their owners the silhouette of a mountain gorilla.
I burned all photos of me in eighth grade because I was sporting an ape drape.
by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005
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