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Funken Dracebooking

The ability to update one's Facebook status whilst inebriated. Status updates usually display primal passions of the person that are naturally inhibited when not having consumed excessive amounts of alcohol. Status update usually contains a high degree of incoherence, possible vulgarity, typos, grammatically incorrect elements or overtly emotional or embarrassing elements that the facebook user could not withhold sharing. Hence, "funken dracebook" is used as an apology to say that one was not in their right mind during the last status update.
"I'm sorry, I totally was Funken Dracebooking that last status update"
by VikingMan13 February 4, 2010
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Bowling date

old time slang for a fuck date.

The term Bowling date was used primarily as a cover up for parents. Normally instead of meeting up at places just to fuck they'd do a little fun first just to have a cover up in case. bowling games don't last too long however half of the time couples didn't even bowl at all. they just moved straight onto fucking.
Where you taking Sandra tonight? Mom, I told you we're going on a Bowling date.

Why in the hell are you driving so fast? Are you late for a big Bowling date I'm unaware about? slow down!
by crizpymangos4ever October 13, 2014
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Inverse date

A date that begins with sexual intercourse, first, to reduce sexual tension and increase the overall enjoyment of the dating experience.
Guy: Why don't we just stay in tonight...?
Gal: I'm really looking forward to insert dating activity, so let's just do an inverse date.
by D&C May 24, 2016
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Skate Date

When a skateboarder takes somebody (skater/non-skater) on a date involving skating. One party is typically a decent skater as to impress or give a lesson to their date.
Lucy brought her spare skateboard out on her skate date with Jen so she could teach her how to kickflip.
by skatebandit October 26, 2017
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John dated Kay

When someone named John dates someone named Kay
by Capnbooty1 December 12, 2018
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pity date

A date where you don't really like the person who you're with, but you didn't want to turn them down. You said yes out of pity.
The most popular guy in school saw how much she liked him and went on a pity date with her! She was so sad when she found out that was all it was.
by Dudette March 20, 2005
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spite date

a date accepted because one is angry at a third party (likely a former girlfriend or boyfriend) to prove you can do better
Jane went on a spite date to prove to John that she can do much better.
by WindyBug April 18, 2008
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