Dragonblond

A completely clueless player of the game Skyrim in which they collect only brooms and wooden plates until they are too heavy to walk.

Dragonblond: Why can't I move fast anymore and what am I doing?
Normal Person: You are so Dragonblond. Why don't you sell Skyrim and buy Minecraft.
Dragonblond: Huh?

by Mahalollama April 16, 2013

Dragonlords

They people who learnt taming dragons and created several legendary dynasties and they founded Freehold by destroying the Empire of Ghis. They are ruthless, beautiful and very powerful people who practices incest marriages (marrying siblings, aunts-nephews, uncle-nieces, etc) to keep their bloodline pure. For all the sins they committed, punishment was given to them in the form of doom.

The Targaryens were the last of the dragonlords post the Doom of Valyria.

by speakingjustfactz September 24, 2023

DragonSlayer

a man who engages in sexual activity with fat women

tim is now a dragonslayer for fucking a fat bitch last night.

by john hates you all August 28, 2006

dragonslayer

1. The honorary title of a person who has killed a dragon, or whose profession is the extermination of dragons.

2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.

1. Having killed Tiamat, the squad became known as The Dragonslayers.

2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

Bmisk The Dragonslayer

A rarely seen, ferocious being who has sometimes been regarded as an urban legend. He was last seen by the public competing in a testorone-injected game known as Full Contact Spoons. His signature piece of apparel is a white Nike headband he wears while bellowing out his signature catch phrase: "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAARRRR!". Famous for his soccer game antics accompanied by The Koehler Bear along with tremendous speed. Rumor has it he was last seen near the Mount Pleasant area.............

Sean: Hey man were u in class when Bmisk the Dragonslayer popped into class for 2 seconds and said "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAR!!" ?

Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.

Sean: This is true!

by shiftyclaybob September 11, 2009

dragonfoot

A variation of the spocker move where instead of using one hand to penetrate two hands are used. While the spocker only has a pitiful two in the cooter two in the pooter, the dragonfoot has four in each to satisfy any woman's desire. The two hands do not necessarily have to belong to the same person.

Dude, todays me and Brittany's anniversary. I think shes finally ready for the dragonfoot.

by Guava January 2, 2008

Dragonfable

Dragonfable;A fairly new game which was introduced to paying Guardians during Mid-2006.This game features PvP, stat points which are used to add skills to your stats when leveling up each player is awarded 5 skill points.Every level each player can wear armor when they are at a certain level.You can wear helmets,swords,belts,rings, and armor that will not increase your stats.Armor will still the same way forever with purchasing a Dragon Amulet from the main website.After the Dragon Amulet is purchased you will be able to change your armor by entering a portal that is able to take you into many areas.Areas include, FalconReach, Amityvale, Aries Battlespire (PvP Arena),Forests , and The elemental region.Events that currently are Over/Currently Happening are Xan War,Beta Test which was only available to paying guardians, Gorgok's Wrath where you had to defeat him.In Gorgok's Wrath you were given unlimited potions while battling Gorgok which currently having 1000HP with Robina and Ash Dragonblade (Who was the main character in Archknight Which Is Also Available Only To Guardians).After the game was opened shops were, The Dragon Coins Shop, The Inn, Yulgars Shop, Path To Oaklore,Guardian Tower(Includes Library, Armory, and Training Area),Potion Seller(Sells For Free), Barber Shop,Tranporter, Doom Weapon Merchant,Path To Forest,Grams Pet Shop, and a Passage to the right of Falcon reach.All of these areas are included in the game,Other things like Settings are different.Sound is included in the game finally, the way of walking around the game has changed.You can scroll around an area when moving around different places, Transport To Hometown is available in the Main Menu, Plus the graphics of the game has improved by changing the flash version to 8.0.The Owner of the game is Artix Von Kreiger.His real name is undisclosed.Currently the quest system has no way to be kept track of but Twilly keeps track of your quests by organizing them. One last thing is that the game of Archknight instead is continueing in DragonFable

Guy1:I just payed $20.00 for a dragon amulet on DragonFable!
Guy2:2 years ago the price for guardian ship on Adventurequest was $15.00!I don't know why the price changed!!

by John Glen April 6, 2007