Poop Draft

The sudden breeze from a bathroom after a person opens the door when finished pooping. Usually resembles the smell of poop.

Did you get the poop draft when I came out of the bathroom?

Yea, I almost passed the fug out.

by ShawnDiesel October 18, 2010

People Drafting

This is a technique used to navigate large dense crowds, such as those witnessed at large-scale sporting events, or other venues like airports, concerts, and wedding receptions. The technique employs a method not unlike that used in professional racing. To "people draft", you walk behind a person (usually, but not always, a friend) that clears the way for you to travel the same path - yet using less energy to do so. The lead person uses more energy as people move out of the way because they are: 1) warned by verbal and visual cues or 2) are slightly bumped (or in some cases, blatantly pushed) out of the way. Being in the draft position is optimum in most cases - especially if any of the debris (people) become angry that they were pushed - as you can keep your involvement with this debris minimal.

Dude, I was at the carnival chasing after this hot young naughty that had gotten separated from her friends. After a while, I realized I was simply people drafting her, but that was okay because her behind was extremely easy on the eyes. I finally caught up to her and we made it happen.

Steve is the best to people draft behind, because that dude is so fat and has no fear of the debris.

by Chapin November 20, 2006

Draft Pick

The first choice you would make about something, like a first draft pick in fantasy football.

"But I'm in love with someone else, doesn't that bother you?" -girl

"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy

by MrZero August 25, 2010

bump drafting

a fat lazy shit who does nothing but finger himself and fap to porn all day nonstop and does jack shit until 4 am

man that guy is a real bump drafting

by cheeseman2020 June 9, 2020

draft dodger

One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.

GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.

by inkdrinker December 26, 2003

Bump drafting

Generally used in motorsports, bump drafting is to stay very close behind another car to the point of touching the rear bumper, to gain and maintain speed. Related to slipstreaming

That's a shit racer, he keeps on bump drafting all day long

by Garf March 22, 2022

Draft Day

A transformative day in one's life.

Perfect day to boss up. It's Draft Day!

by draftday1121 April 21, 2021