rough draft

An advanced form of the "spicey edit", the rough draft is a completely fabricated story made up to stir up some drama and entertain its audience.

Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.

Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!

by 313vagina March 5, 2009

Economic Draft

Civilian men and women after being layed off from their job broaden there horizon in the hunt for new work and settle with the U.S military. They do this because of the lack of job security,Benefits,Growth and oppurtunity in their community's due to the economic strain. Even if there is no military "draft" in place it is perceived this way due to the high number of people signing up for enlisted employment which will include steady pay,benefits and room to grow.

John " Damn, If they reinstated the draft I would move to canada"

Willy-"Well technically were in an economic draft, People are signing up because they lost there jobs to do the economy.


John-"Im glad I still have my job"

by Birchum,Matt January 19, 2009

vomit draft

A very rough draft; Not much thought given to the full essay/article/story, the purpose is just to finish it, not judging what is being put into it.

Just do a vomit draft, just get it done.

by Luke Anthony December 6, 2006

mass draft

when one person from a group of people is sent to the bar to buy multiple beers so as to avoid everyone having to tip on their own purchase. once money has been gathered from everyone, the person chosen as the mass drafter buys everyone's beer and then tips just as if he had only bought a beer for himself. the person required to mass draft is usually rotated throughout the night.

Hey Jim, we all want some beers and it's your turn to mass draft. Make sure you tip the bartender.

by wilson4 June 1, 2009

Lavatory Draft

The smell you experience when you sit close to the lavatory on an airplane.

Friend 1: "Dude, on your flight, you need to request the bulkhead."

Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."

Friend 1: "Bummer"

by MyahYvette June 14, 2009

backdoor draft

Backdoor draft – Military term used to describe the current government policy of keeping troops in the military beyond their original enlistment contracts through the utilization of “stop loss orders” (keeping specific shortage job specialties such as military intelligence and aviation in) and “stop movement orders” (locking down entire units so that troops can’t leave the military or rotate out into another unit). Some troops have spent one to two years serving past their enlistment contract or retirement date.

“Man, it sucks to be SGT Johnson.”
“Why’s that?”
“He had a scholarship to UT set up but now the Army’s keeping him in for another year to send him back to Iraqistan.”
“Is he going to loose his scholarship?”
“Probably. Damn backdoor draft.”

by Trav February 10, 2005

Pervy Draft

The gust of wind that (due to air pressure and wind outside your open window) blows your door open whilst you are in the middle of undressing, leading you to think that someone is undesirably entering while you change.

*Door creaks open*
"Don't come in, I'm naked! Gah I said stop it you... oh... you Pervy Draft"

by BrIeGd August 17, 2011