horse divers

bastardization of the word "hors d’œuvres" as coined by Fred G. Sanford

Fred Sanford: If you come over I'll fix us up some horse divers and we'll drink ripple.

Aunt Esther: Fuck off, sucka.

by drahodo January 4, 2009

Diversity

a deathblow to an existing environment

Promoting diversity in the Galapagos Islands, PETA fatatics released 5,000 minks they stole from productive citizens onto the islands. The minks preyed on and eventually destroyed all of the fauna. A similar situation exists with the democrats/socialists/liberals push for diversity/destruction of the United States of America.

by lvv September 27, 2003

diversity

The word "diversity” is often a subtle, insidious and racist term used to mask a condescending, self-serving ego trip amongst white people. When a white person says, “I want to move to a neighborhood where there is more diversity” or “I don’t like living in the suburbs. It’s not diverse enough,” one must examine the motivations behind those statements. When considering a place to live one must take numerous factors into account – safety, school quality, home values or rental prices, availability of services, parking, commuting distances, noise levels, etc. If you find a place that meets the above criteria and that neighborhood happens to be diverse – then so be it. NOT moving into that neighborhood because it contains people of differing races and creeds would be racist and intolerant. But making diversity the primary reason for moving into a neighborhood is a racist conceit. In this case the desire for “diversity” is an ego trip for said white person because their conscious or unconscious motivation is “Look at me! I’m so evolved and cool I can live with people of different races and cultures.” This attitude causes the gentrification of ethnic neighborhoods where poorer “diverse” people are forced out because they can no longer afford living there. If white people were to put their money where their mouths were they’d be moving into the Bronx in droves. But they’re not. They might be able to embrace racial differences – just not economic ones.

“I have to move to Brooklyn! They have cool coffee shops and the area is so full of diversity!”

Translation: "I have to move to Brooklyn. It’s full of gays and little brown people! I’ll look so cool!

by CynicalSuburbanite October 21, 2010

Dover stumble

Dover Stumble. when you are from Dover township Ontario and you are clearly intoxicated and have recently received anal sex and are trying to make your way home, Participants are often found outside of the Central. looks like a combination of a sore back, sore ass and stumbling around,

look there's D_ _ doing the Dover stumble

by fckdupdtchman December 4, 2014

diversity

I could be wrong, but I believe its an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Champ: What in the hell is diversity?
Ron: I could be wrong, but I believe its an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

by Frankdatank811 February 27, 2008

diversity

According to Wal-Mart it means appointing people based on sex and race without qualifications. This holds true only if the applicant is female and/or black.

Another word used for discrimination in todays culture.

We are promoting diversity in our company!

We are only looking for females and blacks.

Diversity means that a standard has been lowered

by Chauncee Irving January 6, 2005

Port Dover

Port Dover is a DANK little town. Located on the beaches of Lake Erie.

Port Dover is the best town ever.

by k.m.7 January 17, 2009