/daʊs/ v. tr.: The act of slamming some liquids almost directly subsequent to swallowing something of a high-degree temperature, all while on an empty stomach.
The act of dousing is usually needed in circumstances such as the one in the aforementioned definition because there is, so to speak, no "safe ground" for the "proximity mine" to land on in the consumers stomach, thus, it explodes, searing the gastric layer in the process. The best way to stop this exuberant form of pain in its tracks could be performed by Dousing the explosion with a nice swig o' milk from the nearest source.
WARNING: "Dousing" should never be even vaguely confused with "Dowsing", a renaissancious type of magical divination employed in attempts to locate ground water. The latter is retarded, and thus completely opposite of the former in terms of a good idea.
The act of dousing is usually needed in circumstances such as the one in the aforementioned definition because there is, so to speak, no "safe ground" for the "proximity mine" to land on in the consumers stomach, thus, it explodes, searing the gastric layer in the process. The best way to stop this exuberant form of pain in its tracks could be performed by Dousing the explosion with a nice swig o' milk from the nearest source.
WARNING: "Dousing" should never be even vaguely confused with "Dowsing", a renaissancious type of magical divination employed in attempts to locate ground water. The latter is retarded, and thus completely opposite of the former in terms of a good idea.
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Joe: So what's for dinner tonight, sug?
Zoe: *Stirs the embers* Oh, just some-
Joe: Mmmm, ember!
Zoe: Uhh, I don't really think you should-
Joe: *Om nom nom nom* ^_^ ... ZOMGWTFBBQ!!11!
Zoe: I told you... fucking idiot.
Joe, smoke exhuming from mouth: Quick, hand me your breasts!
Zoe: Wait, what the fuck? Why??
Joe: Because I heard on urbandictionary that if I should ever eat something really hot, I should suckle from the nearest source of milk. Now, I must perform the act of dousing in order to live, you see! Gimme! *Lunges at Zoe*
Zoe: *Dodges lunge* NOE! I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT, SO IT WOULD NEVAR WORK! GET AWAY, FUCKING WEIRDO! *Pathetically attempts to escape*
Joe: *Grabs Zoe by her legs, then rips open her shirt and receives a healthy swig of nectar* Ahhh!
Joe: So what's for dinner tonight, sug?
Zoe: *Stirs the embers* Oh, just some-
Joe: Mmmm, ember!
Zoe: Uhh, I don't really think you should-
Joe: *Om nom nom nom* ^_^ ... ZOMGWTFBBQ!!11!
Zoe: I told you... fucking idiot.
Joe, smoke exhuming from mouth: Quick, hand me your breasts!
Zoe: Wait, what the fuck? Why??
Joe: Because I heard on urbandictionary that if I should ever eat something really hot, I should suckle from the nearest source of milk. Now, I must perform the act of dousing in order to live, you see! Gimme! *Lunges at Zoe*
Zoe: *Dodges lunge* NOE! I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT, SO IT WOULD NEVAR WORK! GET AWAY, FUCKING WEIRDO! *Pathetically attempts to escape*
Joe: *Grabs Zoe by her legs, then rips open her shirt and receives a healthy swig of nectar* Ahhh!
by dabeshu-sama July 15, 2010
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the penetration of ones male reproductive organ (cock) into a body cavity.
the penetration of ones male reproductive organ (cock) into a body cavity.
he was doosin' her flat out last night.
cant wait to doose that sheela
im so tired from being up late doosing.
i live for doosin' women.
David can and will be the king of doosin'
i would rather be doosin' her in the bum
cant wait to doose that sheela
im so tired from being up late doosing.
i live for doosin' women.
David can and will be the king of doosin'
i would rather be doosin' her in the bum
by phill hinz September 18, 2012
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I'm dossing at Jake's tonight bru
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Imma have a quick doss
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when your computing teacher is explaining something about python and you aren't paying attention and the teacher shouts "Stop dossing!"
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or to show complete disregaurd for others feelings. to some it up being a coplete doushe bag
or to show complete disregaurd for others feelings. to some it up being a coplete doushe bag
'yo i'm goina doushe it up on dis nigga."
or
"that fuckin cop was doushin it up on dem weed charges."
or
"that fuckin cop was doushin it up on dem weed charges."
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Tyron,"Yo Karem you doupin it in dat monkey cage BOY!!!"
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Tyron,"Yo Karem you doupin it in dat monkey cage BOY!!!"
-Having no pants on on the dance floor...at a barmitzfa is Doopin it
-Playing the drums with pens...for a private party is Doupin it
-Saying Nigga in Spain..is the definition of Doup Maximus
- A brother from compton in Bejing with gnikes on is straight doupin it
- CEO Gorilla Monsoon is equivalent to Big Mike who Doups it on the regul;ar
by Jazz Williams March 15, 2008
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