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anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.
I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"
by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012
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dogcheese

Name given to people who randomly show up to school smelling like a mixture of wet dog and old cheese.
Wow that boy really smells like dogcheese!!!
by surferdude8953 March 25, 2009
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douchemeter

The list of people who are duche's and just dont get it. set up with code names to protect the identy of the guilty with varying levls of retardation.
i swear if that guy calls one more time he's moving up on the old douchemeter.
by olympiacos December 26, 2006
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doucheneck

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".
I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.
by Satan loves you April 26, 2015
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Baron Von Douchenstein

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.
ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"

ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"
by drunkenwookiekiller@gmail.com February 22, 2011
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douchegeezer

a douche bag over the age of 35
a douchegeezer is a guy that is useless and over the age of 35
by thatb1tch March 19, 2010
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Villa Duchense

The BEST school in Saint Louis! Full of girls who truly love their school and are so great! Best food (a.k.a george’s food) and the best teachers!! #sacredheartstrong
She goes to Villa Duchense?

She must be the best girl here!!
by MShipley November 15, 2017
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