douch

The way fucktards spell douche.
props to the one guy who correctly people from saying dush

If you spell it douch, you are a real douchebag

by ChuckNorrisOnUrbanDictionary January 17, 2007

Douche

Kanye West post VMA awards, after dissing Taylor Swift, has become the definition of douche

That douche interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douche!!

by wari September 19, 2009

douche

Pronounced "doosh"

*Vaginal cleaning item.
*An offense-purpose word toward a person.

"You're such a douche!"

by Dave April 16, 2004

Douche

1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

George Bush is such a douche, man.

by YOREMA October 27, 2004

douche

someone,who is simply a waste of air,often very stupid,always tells useless things,who nobody really wants to hear

Guy 1:Here comes the new student.

Guy 2:Yeah,he is such a douche in class.

by foursouls1 April 26, 2009

douche

A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!

Mark don't be a douche all the time!!

by M. Milark March 03, 2007

douche

One who is douchey -- a self-promoting asshole who contributes nothing to the world. Tool. Loser

I feel like such a douche applying for jobs like that, but I gotta pay rent right?

by Kai from Palo Alto September 16, 2008