douchecut

where your hair is slightly spiked in the front

did u see will
yeah he has the douchiest douchecut ever...other than my brother

by klkjjkdskjld September 25, 2011

douchebucket

1) a bucket of douche.
2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.

"we should boil them in a vat of hot chocolate."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."

by scissorbot April 20, 2008

douchebackwash

The highest form of a douche you can get. You have the first stage which is a douchebag, the second stage which is a douchenozzle (slightly more annoying than a douchebag because the nozzle is actually inserted into the vagina), then you have the douchebackwash which is the highest form of a douchebag that you can get/be...because the backwash is the dirty drainage that drips out of the vagina to clean it, thus worse than the bag or nozzle. Used to describe a super super super douchebag.

That guy jus got his car totally tricked out on "Pimp My Ride" then a week later he gets in a wreck an totally demolishes it. He's ok an everything but he's gotta feel like such a douchebackwash for destroyin that slick ass ride"

by ejaynhtown86 August 17, 2010

Douchecunt

A guy who is narcississtic, cocky, immature, and very very good at playing mind games. He's extremely attractive, most likely has a sexy accent and uses this to his advantage. Makes you think he's different from other guys, and what people say about him by playing the "difference of culture" card, but he's not. He's just better at playing the game. He is not like typical players. He understands women, knows why they do the things they do, and takes advantage. Acts mature, and will most likely call you out on overreacting to something, making you feel like an idiot. The douchecunt is a very rare species of asshole, that seldomly occurs, but when he does... be prepared to get FUCKED OVER

Girl: Hey we should hang out soon :)
Guy: yeah for sure. Lets hang out friday :)
Girl: Alright!

*girl recieves mass message from guy*
"hey everyone I'm djing on friday, come check it out!"

Girl: wow... what a douchecunt.

by MSHEPS October 16, 2010

Douchefuck

Someone who is worse than a douche & a fucker combined.

Did you just see that guy? He cut me off and then waved & smiled. What a douchefuck!

by LaureeBrutal October 2, 2006

DoucheFuckMcGee

When somebody is such a douche they feel the need to fuck a bag of McDonalds while screaming at the top of their lungs "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Jim: Look at that guy he's such a DoucheFuckMcGee.
Bob: I know! It's also a huge waste of the ten piece chicken McNugget meal.

by Butt Huffer McBitchin July 9, 2010

doucheneck

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".

I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.

by Satan loves you April 26, 2015