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Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.
Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.
by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019
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Douchability

The percent chance that an outing will have an insurmountable amount of douche bags hanging around and comparing douche beards and faux hawks. Or talking about who could kick whose ass every five minutes. You might know if you have douchability if you can understand the native bark of a fellow douche bag. It sounds somewhat like a mountain lion raping a bear. They can also be found at clubs dancing in horny trains or fist pumping.
That man walking has a great amount of douchability
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
by ShalaneGogilac July 20, 2010
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fat deuce

fuck i have to drop a fat deuce
by Poof6001 December 10, 2004
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cocked ace-deuce

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.
Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce
by StevieJT July 28, 2009
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Deuce Factory

The Deuce Factory is your favorite and most comfortable restroom to deuce in at your work. Most often you will hear the room abbreviated for PC purposes. If you work for Crown you would frequent the Crown Deuce Factory or "CDF".
"Dobbs, I had about 10 jagerbombs last night, the CDF (Crown Deuce Factory) was not prepared for what I was bringing this morning."
by bigwilliestyle February 4, 2010
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Urinal Deuce

When a person Drops a steamy loaf in the urinal and an unsuspecting patron walks up unzips and is startled by the brown banana starring back at him
"Whats wrong"
"Someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal"

"That was fast"
"Someone #2ed in the #1"

"Why the H did someone drop a urinal deuce"
by MaGuFaLo March 20, 2009
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Nine Deuce

Nine being the number 9, and Deuce being the number two,

This phrase often refers to the year 1992, or just the number 92 in general.
Yeah, Nine Deuce, Deathrow Records. Creepin' while you sleepin'.

-Snoop Dogg on Dr. Dre's album "the chronic" which was released in the year 1992.
by Jaynik June 1, 2007
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