The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.
by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019
Get the Jean Claude van Deuce mug.The percent chance that an outing will have an insurmountable amount of douche bags hanging around and comparing douche beards and faux hawks. Or talking about who could kick whose ass every five minutes. You might know if you have douchability if you can understand the native bark of a fellow douche bag. It sounds somewhat like a mountain lion raping a bear. They can also be found at clubs dancing in horny trains or fist pumping.
That man walking has a great amount of douchability
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
by ShalaneGogilac July 20, 2010
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Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.
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by StevieJT July 28, 2009
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"Dobbs, I had about 10 jagerbombs last night, the CDF (Crown Deuce Factory) was not prepared for what I was bringing this morning."
by bigwilliestyle February 4, 2010
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by MaGuFaLo March 20, 2009
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This phrase often refers to the year 1992, or just the number 92 in general.
This phrase often refers to the year 1992, or just the number 92 in general.
Yeah, Nine Deuce, Deathrow Records. Creepin' while you sleepin'.
-Snoop Dogg on Dr. Dre's album "the chronic" which was released in the year 1992.
-Snoop Dogg on Dr. Dre's album "the chronic" which was released in the year 1992.
by Jaynik June 1, 2007
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