doink

This is a Northern Irish term used to describe £1. It is usually used by people from a low socio-economic group with poor income and poor literate skills.
Sophie: Have you got a doink so i can buy some liquor

Ruairi: Fuck off, i need to buy mine u scavenging bastard!
by fuzz foster February 14, 2010
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doink

to steal something and not return it back
I left my bling in my room and some motherfucker doinked it
by Melsy December 28, 2005
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Doink

The bass kicking in during a dance/rave tune!!
Man, this tune has one banging doink
by FAST=HARD May 21, 2009
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Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z
Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.
by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019
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Doink

A person who is acting in a stupid manner. Usually used when your parents are around and you can't curse.
by Fluffybeltran June 7, 2011
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Doinking

Doinking is trying to meet an objective that is most likely a waste of time, such as placing a square peg in a round hole.

Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.

Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.
I was doinking with my broken computer when I realized I could use it to make an awesome belt.

When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.
by Xackery September 16, 2008
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Doink

unlike boinking someone, which consists of vaginal sex, doinking would be taking the less traveled road on a wimb. aka baby got back.
she wouldn't let me boink her so i doinked her!
by djkak February 16, 2009
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