Dinger

In United States Marine Corps slang, a crack shot with a rifle; someone who is extremely proficient in marksmanship with small arms; a member of the USMC national rifle marksmanship team.

"I knew that Sergeant Jones was a real dinger when I saw him putting them in the ten-ring from the thousand yard line."

by JoeBeenthere July 2, 2009

double donger

a dildo that offers pleasing heads at both ends. the purpose of this dildo is to please two women at once as they both insert an end into their hole of choice.

janice says it's time to get crazy; it was then that tiffany said it's time to whip out the double donger. both proceeded to insert an end of the dildo into themselves offering up a slice of heaven that would be to anyone's viewing delight.

by frisbelly September 20, 2008

Sock some dingers

To masturbate furiously into a sock.

Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.

by Senor Fluffington October 2, 2019

dinger eggs

Dinger eggs is when you poach eggs (preferred no# 3) insiside a condom.

Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana

by bobbybvb December 22, 2009

Dinger Dodging

When one goes onto chatroulette or omegle, etc. and attempts to avoid penises, sadly to no avail.

Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.

by IAmHeAsYouAreMeAndWeAreWe June 2, 2013

Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Wild donger

Morning wood or unexpected erection

A wild donger appears

by BobBobbin June 22, 2020