Obama Doctrine

Don't Do Stupid Shit (DDSS)

On Air Force One on an Asian trip, Obama presented the basic guiding principle of the Obama Doctrine: "Don't Do Stupid Shit". However, he failed to give a coherent vision of the Great Stuff, or even the principles guiding such great decisions for a vision.

by mlhiss August 14, 2014

Obama Doctrine

Extreme incompetence applied with extreme ignorance.

Durring the Obamafication of America the U.S. Congress, applying the Obama Doctrine, have proceeded to use up trillions in taxpayer dollars in an attempt to create a "proper" welfare state.

by RoRo, Fight da Powa October 5, 2010

bush doctrine

A policy of preemptive strike, as proposed by President George W. Bush.

"My pants weren't dirty yet, but I Bush Doctrined them and washed them anyway."

"I'm going to Bush Doctrine this test, because I can't study at the last minute."

"If that asshat so much as looks at me again, I'm going to Bush Doctrine his face into the ground."

by Timmy™ October 21, 2006

Bush Doctrine

A specialist in waxing, triming and removing female pubic hair.

"I was looking really gross in my bikini so I went to a Bush Doctrine for a Brazilian."

by Eronbo October 27, 2008

back dooring

When a male/female has sexual relations with a friend's boy/girlfriend.

"I think my friend is back dooring me, I saw his boxers in my girlfriend's covers the other day!"

by DellyWasHere May 24, 2012

Dooring

Someone who drop kicks a swinging door when someone is on the other side to mortally injure them.

Shit, did you hear Tony went dooring this morning?

No, who'd he get?

He only went and doored the finance director

What a stupid wanker he's going to get a P45.

by Puffles July 15, 2009

Next Day Doctrine

The Next Day Doctrine states that NNN (No Nut November) may not officially begin until the time you wake up on November 1st and not at 12:00 AM on October 31st.

"Hey man you cant beat off without failing NNN. Its after 12:00!!"

"No its all good man the Next Day Doctrine makes it all good!"

by SxUzamaki October 31, 2021