Dock Nigger 

A statue of a little colored boy often wearing overalls while fishing. Niggers can't afford boats and do not have jobs so they are often found fishing from the bank, other peoples docks or under bridges.

That sure is a nice dock nigger statue you have there, better hope a real nigger doesn't steal it.

Dock Nigger by notasambo January 15, 2012

Dock Lock 

Similar to the act of space docking, however once person A places his foreskin over person B helmet, person B stretches his foreskin back over person A 'locking' him in.

I've just been Dock Locked, you've locked me in Sydney

Dock Lock by mukinfagic September 30, 2008

Dock monkey

Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.

Gilligan would be a dock monkey if the Island had a dock

Dock monkey by Quahog 1 October 29, 2009

Dock it and Chill 

Said to people that are stressed out about life, work, school, etc.

Also used when on a boat, when you need to lay low or want to stop somewhere for a bite to eat or something to drink.

Means slow down for a minute and take a breath and then start from there

or

Stop what your doing and relax for awhile / Take a Break / Lock it up

Jeff : I won't be able to go to Univeristy next year and my girlfriend dumped me , and my cat died and I lost my Job

Zach: Dude Just Dock it and Chill

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Pirate one : We need to ditch the drugs
Pirate two : We just need to Dock it and Chill for a few hours

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Captian : this looks like a good place to stop for a beer
First Mate : Dock it and Chill

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Nic : I think we can get the painting done before 5 pm
Mitch : It's Lunch time now so just Dock it and Chill

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Peter: This biology homework sucks
Ben: lets Dock it and Chill and watch some tv !

Dock it and Chill by 1989 April 24, 2007

Dock the chopper 

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.

Dock the chopper by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

dock measuring contest 

A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.

Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.

The Olympics is the most celebrated dock measuring contest on the planet.

dock measuring contest by Happy10101101 February 11, 2021

dock head 

Use instead of 'dick head' to avoid swearing.

Joey - "Ey, easty, are u down at mellands tonight?"

Easty - "No"

Joey - "Dock head"

dock head by pesci180 November 20, 2013