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DO NOT GO TO PORTSMOUTH

It's a outcry to open and willing DRUNK women in the Hampton Roads, VA area to never leave the bar with Navy men.
A friend drunk texts you and says they may go home with a group of hotties. You reply QUICKLY with "DO NOT GO TO PORTSMOUTH!"
by Drunken Wisdom May 5, 2009
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do not fuck genes

A descriptor for an unattractive person.
James: But her face, dude! She clearly has do not fuck genes.
Andrew: Yeah, but don't you ever wanna ugly girl smash.
by goyo August 30, 2017
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do not make anymore disturbed

Slang. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!
Hey! Why can’t I disturb them? Cuz the sign says do not disturb. What happens if I disturb them? Then they’ll become more mentally disturbed. Can’t you read? There’s another sign that says do not make anymore disturbed. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!
by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
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Do not write in this space

Okay, I won't jot down any letters or numbers --- but I WILL make lots of meaningless scribbly lines and ink-smudges in it, so dat YOU can't write anything in dat space, either! PPPPTHTHTHTHPPPPPT!!!
Telling someone "Do not write in this space" on a paperwork-form is virtually a guarantee that he will seethingly scrawl all kinds of infuriated gibberish in that precious little space, especially if he is feeling resentful about having to feverishly fill out the stupid form in the first place ("Whatever happened to the Paperwork-Reduction Act?!"), just as posting a "No Smoking" sign or putting up a "Keep Off The Grass" placard often results in an INCREASE in said unwanted activity, rather than lessening it!
by QuacksO September 6, 2019
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Do not kick Leo or Charles

I am begging you, Do not kick Leo or Charles
by Ça October 8, 2020
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do not contact

The name that you give the boy you have a crush on for his contact on your phone. This is to remind yourself not to drunk text him that you are in love
That man is so fine I had to put him down as do not contact when I got his number
by Howdoyoulikeyourcoffee July 28, 2021
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do not check my search history

it is when you search up pretty fucked up stuff on google
by n1swordslasheralt May 16, 2022
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